Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The Taste Of Things to Come...

Are you ready for a fight Mr. Vice President?  We are...

More of the goodness of the things to come.

“We’re here today to deal with a problem that requires immediate action, urgent action,” Biden said at the start of a meeting with leaders from gun control groups and several victims of gun violence.

“The president is going to act. There are executive orders, executive action that can be taken. We haven’t decided what that is yet, but we’re compiling it all … as well as legislative action, we believe, is required,” he said

I think that if we head down this road, there are going to be many Americans who are going to party like it is 1776...

Read more here


Friday, January 4, 2013

Upon Further Inspection


After a long and self imposed hiatus, the Jester is back.  The new year brings new opportunities to pass on the values that we hold dear and to vigorously exercise our First Amendment rights.

Stand by to adjust fire and stay tuned for more good things...


Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Rep. Chris Murphy (D-umbass) Insults Lowe’s and Accuses Them of “Rubber-Stamping Bigotry” For Pulling Ads From Reality Show…

Take that...

The Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) on Tuesday morning accused Lowe’s, the nationwide home improvement chain, of giving weight to anti-Muslim views by pulling their ads from The Learning Channel network show “All American Muslim.”
Murphy said on the House floor that Lowe’s last week pulled their ads after a Florida-based group criticized the show for trying to hide the anti-American views that Muslims hold. In response to these complaints by the Florida Family Association, Lowe’s pulled its ads, but Murphy said that decision is a dangerous precedent for company to follow.
“This is a major American company rubber-stamping basic foundational bigotry against a major American religious group,” Murphy said.

At last check, Lowe's is a private American company that can spend it's money as it fucking pleases, and do it where and when it pleases as well.

I am going to buy everything I need from them now....


Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Oh No They Dit'int!!!

Yep, because evangalical Christians woudl do something like this if we didn't keep them in check.... you have the stomach to listen to enough right-wing talk radio, or troll enough right-wing websites, you inevitably come upon fear-mongering about the Unassimilated Muslim. Essentially, this caricature suggests that Muslims in America are more loyal to their religion than to the United States, that such allegedly traitorous loyalties prove that Muslims refuse to assimilate into our nation and that Muslims are therefore a national security threat.

Earlier this year, a Gallup poll illustrated just how apocryphal this story really is. It found that Muslim Americans are one of the most — if not the single most — loyal religious group to the United States. Now, comes the flip side from the Pew Research Center’s stunning findings about other religious groups in America. [...]

If, as Islamophobes argue, refusing to assimilate is defined as expressing loyalty to a religion before loyalty to country, then this data suggests it is evangelical Christians who are very resistant to assimilation. And yet, few would cite these findings to argue that Christians pose a serious threat to America’s national security. Why the double standard?

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever seen in print.  I don't know how these fucksticks remember to breathe while they are writing.


We Knew It Was Coming.... Occupy Arrests reach 5,000....

God, that felt great...

And here is the Google spread sheet of locations and numbers.

Oh, and exact number of Tea Party arrests during Tea Party events--- ZERO


Thursday, November 17, 2011

This Is Why President Fuckstick Will Be Out Of Here Soon....

Election Season is coming....

Daily Caller--In 2008, presidential candidate Barack Obama dismissed President George W. Bush as “unpatriotic” for boosting the national debt by roughly $4 trillion.

These days, President Obama slams Republicans as unpatriotic because they oppose his even higher pace of deficit spending.

You can't it both ways Barry....  And it ain't gonna work...


Cruella the Dumbass on Occupy Wall Street, “God Bless Them”…

Predictably Clueless.... Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) threw her weight behind the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations Thursday, showering praise on a movement that has so far spread to dozens of cities, including Washington, D.C.
“The message of the protesters is a message for the establishment in every place,” she told reporters in a Capitol press conference. “The message of the American people is that no longer will the recklessness of some on Wall Street cause massive joblessness on Main Street.

“God bless them for their spontaneity,” Pelosi added. “It’s independent people coming (together), it’s young, it’s spontaneous, it’s focused and it’s going to be effective.”
So far, Occupy Wall Street has drawn vocal support from former Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) and a handful of progressive lawmakers, including Rep. John Larson (D-CT), who heads the House Democratic Caucus; Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY), the ranking Democrat on the House Rules Committee; and Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR).

Yes, I hope that God continues to bless them as well...  With scabies, bad weather, criminals in their midst, hunger, thirst, and that no one comes to their aid.

Shiftless layabouts with Master Degrees in Puppetry deserve to starve.


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Can We Finally Start Taking Action Against These People?

If I had my way, the police would move in and arrest those that did not resist, and then beat and arrest those that did resist.

Maybe these are the white people that DHS is profiling for their silly commercials abotu watching out for terrorism.


h/t:  Verum Serum

LA Occupy Fucksticks Arrested For Public Masturbation In Front of a Child, Battery And Assault With a Deadly Weapon…

Couldn't have said it better Michael....

LA Times--Five people at the Occupy L.A. encampment have been charged with separate crimes, including a man who allegedly exposed himself and commited a sex act in front of a child, officials said Tuesday.
Angele Chaidez, 21, faces one count of lewd conduct and one count of indecent exposure for allegedly exposing himself and masturbating in front of several people, including children, Friday on the south steps of City Hall, said prosecutors with the L.A. city attorney’s office.

That same day, Zachary Isaac, 21, allegedly entered a woman’s tent and called her “Satan.” After the woman asked Isaac to leave, he allegedly punched her in the face with a closed fist. Prosecutors charged him with one count of battery resulting in injury.

Robert Holland Jr., 31, allegedly waved a knife at another person on Halloween, then resisted arrest, prosecutors said. He was charged with one count of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of brandishing a deadly weapon, one count of disturbing the peace and one count of resisting arrest.

Michael Howard Thomson, 51, was charged with two counts of battery and one count of resisting arrest after getting into a physical altercation with a parent over a child, prosecutors said. Thompson is accused of approaching a man in a tent Oct. 11 and pushing him while attempting to grab a 2-year old child, prosecutors said. Another person tried to intervene and Thompson punched him in the face, prosecutors said. When police arrived, Thompson allegedly refused to cooperate and violently resisted officers’ efforts to detain him.Farid Ahntab, 24, faces one count each of possession of a deadly weapon, brandishing a deadly weapon, assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest following three separate incidents at the camp. He allegedly brandished a knife at officers Oct. 29, tried to light a food vendor on fire with a lighter Nov. 4 and resisted arrest Nov. 11.
This is the movement that the Democrats got behind and say they support.  Keep it up Democrats, pretty soon your asses will be the most unneeded political party in history...


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Portland Police Link Molotov Cocktail To The Occupy Fucksticks With More Explosive Devices Being Made Inside Camp…

Praying for a Jihadi work accident....

KGW--Portland police said an improvised incendiary device was set off outside the World Trade Center at 121 SW Salmon and they’re investigating a possible link to the Occupy Portland camp.
Lt. Robert King said a Molotov cocktail caused minor damage Tuesday night on an external stairwell. The building is located one block east of the two parks where Occupy Portland demonstrators have been camped since Oct. 6.
King said “there’s preliminary information available that indicates a connection” to Occupy Portland.

He said that police received unconfirmed reports on Oct. 31 that the gasoline filled bottles with a cloth wick were being made within the Occupy Portland encampments at Lownsdale and Chapman Square parks.

Hey, Mayor Sam Adams!  When you make explosive devices, you are a fucking TERRORIST!!! 

The FBI needs to move in and arrest these people, charge them and send them to a federal lockup so that they can get their anus prolapsed by a gang of hung dudes in the shower.