Now that I have got my breath back from laughing so hard and I have changed my underwear because I pissed myself....
HEADLINE: Hillary says she risked life on White House trips
VINTON, Iowa - Ever since Barack Obama suggested Hillary Clinton's eight years as first lady were a glorified tea party a few days back, she's looked for an opening to strike back.
On Saturday night in Dubuque she pounced, arguing she risked her life on White House missions in the 1990s, including a hair-raising flight into Bosnia that ended in a "corkscrew" landing and a sprint off the tarmac to dodge snipers. (emphasis mine)
"I don't remember anyone offering me tea," she quipped.
The dictum around the Oval Office in the '90s, she added, was: "If a place was too dangerous, too poor or too small, send the first lady."
It turns out that Clinton wasn't quite flying solo into harm's way that day.
She was, in fact, leading a goodwill entourage that included baggy-pants funnyman Sinbad, singer Sheryl Crow and Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, then 15, according to an account of the March 1995 trip in her autobiography "Living History."
As the plane approached the runway, the pilot ordered the Clintons into the armored front of the plane, Clinton writes.
What's not clear is whether Sinbad or Crow were invited to the cockpit or had to brave it out in the unprotected rear.
Are you fucking kidding me? Was she wearing her Wonder Woman Underoos? Was she recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Zur and the Kodan Armada after this proof of her bravery? Did she consult the Justice League or did she just go it alone?
I can't believe she says this shit with a straight face... More proof that she will say anything to anyone at anytime to get elected.
You couldn't make this shit up....