Monday, September 22, 2008

Ass-Hat Gaffe Machine VP Candidate Sez: We Were Forced Down By Al-Qaeda 10,000 Feet Up A Mountain....

This one time, in Afghanistan....

This punter couldn't carry the jock strap of any of those men....

"Ladies and gentlemen, where are we now? Where are we now?" Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., said to the National Guard Association today, talking about the war in Afghanistan.

"If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where Bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me," Biden said. "Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are."

Biden said that Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., "says he’ll follow them to the gates of hell. You don’t have to go to hell. Just go to Pakistan. Just go to that area. That superhighway of terror that exists between Afghanistan and Pakistan."

We hadn't heard before about Biden's helicopter being forced down, so we did some Googling. In February 2008, Biden -- along with Sens. John Kerry, D-Mass., and Chuck Hagel, R-Neb. (big defeatist asshats all--ed)-- was on a chopper that made an emergency landing in the mountains of Afghanistan.

A snowstorm had forced them down.

No one was injured, and the Associated Press reported at the time that "the senators and their delegation returned to Bagram Air Base in a motor convoy, and left for Turkey.

"The weather closed in on us," Kerry told the AP at the time in a phone interview from Turkey. "It went pretty blind, pretty fast and we were around some pretty dangerous ridges. So the pilot exercised his judgment that we were better off putting down there, and we all agreed...We sat up there and traded stories."

Kerry joked, "We were going to send Biden out to fight the Taliban with snowballs, but we didn't have to do it…Other than getting a little cold, it was fine."
Didn't this fuck-head watch TV or pick up a newspaper when Hillary pulled this shit over her Bosnia trip? Remember how that turned out Joe? Better hope no one took photos.

Since you have all this important information about the Taliban and their operations, I hope you share it with someone who could help us win in Afghanistan.

Or would that offend your Democrat constituents?


1 comment:

Tammi said...


Damn, you do a might fine smack down...poetry. That's what it is.

And this idiot makes my head explode. Asswipe....