Friday, September 5, 2008

US Magazine Brain Surgeons Decide to Run Biased Story About Sarah Palin; Lose Thousands of Subscribers......

The totally awesome part is that this is all going by word of mouth and from Old Media reports about the story.

Three celebrity weeklies — OK!, People and Us Weekly — featured Sarah Palin on their cover, but one of those magazines is reportedly losing subscribers because of it.

Us Weekly, which unlike People and OK!, chose a rather caustic cover line (“Babies, Lies and Scandal”) is said to have lost thousands of subscribers in just the first 24 hours following the printing of the issue.

“I’m hearing it’s 5,000, maybe more,” says one well-placed source in the industry. Another source claimed that as many as 10,000 readers have already cancelled their subscriptions. A spokesperson for Wenner Media, which publishes Us, says “it is completely false that we are losing 10,000 subscribers.” As for the 5,000 estimate, the spokesperson only said “that is false, too,” but wouldn’t comment further.

Five thousand might not seem like a large number at first glance, but it’s significant in the context of Us’ printing schedule. The magazine goes to press Monday night, which means subscribers don’t receive their issues until Friday or Saturday. In other words, the cancellations are coming from subscribers who, in many cases, haven’t even gotten their hands on the actual issue.

These fucktard assholes will just never get it. I love watching them squirm trying to figure out what to do.

They should watch out though; she owns guns and I am certain knows how to use them.

Rest of it is here


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ya wanna have some real fun Deebow? The next time you're in a store go to the magazine rack and put all the US issues in the back of all the other magazines where nobody can see them. It's hard to sell something if Nobody can find it! HAHAHA Jann Wiener, FU