Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Awesome Like No Other Thing That Is Awesome...

I almost wet myself reading this....

Simple, practical plan for Gitmo- WND

Here is the plan:

America should ask 10,000 to 12,000 liberals to volunteer in service to their country by offering to stand in groups of 40 to 50 and invite one of the Gitmo detainees to join them for a day in the desert. They can sit, talk and feel each other's pain. They can discuss how horrible America is and how mean a world it is that they all live in. Then maybe share a dinner of lemon chicken and rice pilaf.

But there's one catch.

Each of the 254 detainees will be outfitted with the wardrobe of choice on the Arab street. A custom fit suicide vest with the latest high-impact explosives designed to kill everything within 100 yards.

After a fun-filled day of spitting on America, our flag and our troops, the now understood terrorists will throw the switch and make their way to the virgins who await them. The liberals will give the ultimate sacrifice to their country and fellow Americans.

It is a win-win. Everybody gets what they want. Gitmo is closed, the Left has served its country, the terrorists get their virgins and the world is a safer place.

I do truly agree that this the true "win-win" that we have been looking for.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm another new spectator sport? Where would one get tickets?