SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.
Off China's coast, a U.S. destroyer was tailing a North Korean ship suspected of transporting illicit weapons to Myanmar in what could be the first test of U.N. sanctions passed to punish the nation for an underground nuclear test last month.
The new U.N. Security Council resolution requires member states to seek permission to inspect suspicious cargo. North Korea has said it would consider interception a declaration of war and on Wednesday accused the U.S. of seeking to provoke another Korean War.
"If the U.S. imperialists start another war, the army and people of Korea will ... wipe out the aggressors on the globe once and for all," the official Korean Central News Agency said.
Not that I expect President Fuckstick to do anything about this. We needed to nuke this peckerhead once and for all at about 10:15 pm on September 12th, 2001 as an example to others about how we react to threats to our nation.
But instead, we are dick-dancing around and letting this little pot-bellied dictator talk shit to us about what a bad ass he is. Time to put this ass-monkey in his place.
Make the rubble bounce....