Or your Pimp, Or your Dealer.....
China has warned of "serious damage" to US-China political relations if US President Barack Obama goes ahead with an anticipated meeting with the Dalai Lama in Washington later this month.
The warning comes after three weeks of increasingly irate exchanges between the US and China over contentious issues including internet censorship, trade and a decision by the Obama administration to sell £4bn of arms to Taiwan.
Although the Chinese government routinely objects to any foreign leaders meeting the exiled Tibetan spirutal leader analysts say the strength of the latest condemnation reflects genuine anger in Beijing at a perceived hardening of US attitudes towards China.
Zhu Weiqun, a vice minister of the united front work department of China's ruling Communist Party, which steers policy on religious affairs said any meeting would "seriously undermine" the political basis of China-US relations.
"If the U.S. leader chooses this time to meet the Dalai Lama, that would damage trust and co-operation between our two countries, and how would that help the United States surmount the current economic crisis?" added Zhu.
The apparent linking of the economics to the widely expected meeting comes after Beijing took the almost unprecedented step of threatening economic reprisals against US companies participating in the Taiwan arms deal, including the aircraft maker Boeing.
That tells me that someone just told President Fuckstick that they are going to stop buying our debt if we don't do what they want. I can't wait until we start selling them F-16s, F/A-18s, B-52s and Tomahawk Missiles so that they won't dump our dollar on the open market and destroy our country....
When someone owns you, they get to dictate the terms of your compliance and the time of your surrender...
H/T: UK Telegraph