Friday, November 23, 2007

STFU of the Week: Heather Mills (McCartney)

Blah, Blah, Blahdy Fuckin' Blah

I wish that the motorcycle cop who hit her and took her leg off had hit her hard in the head too....
DUBLIN, Ireland - Heather Mills McCartney, who is reportedly seeking millions of dollars in her breakup with Paul McCartney, denounced the world's rich as misers and snobs Wednesday.

Former model Mills McCartney, 39, married the 65-year-old music legend in 2002 and gave birth to the couple's only child, Beatrice, a year later. But the couple separated last year, and McCartney filed for divorce alleging "unreasonable behavior" by his wife.

I am going to guess that this alleged "unreasonable behavior" had something to do with global warming, animal rights, and drinking rat's milk. I am also guessing that Paul used to lie in bed at night dreaming of the day that he would wake up to this crazy bitch's picture was on the back of a milk cartoon as he enjoyed his morning Grape-Nuts.

Even I wish this bitch was missing...
"Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good," she said. "Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy — because why would you want that amount of money?"

So let me get this right; you are "forced" to hang out with rich people so you can get money from them for your causes, and the best way for you to get that money, because God FORBID!, You should have to use your own, is for you to insult them for not giving money? I don't imagine the donations are going to be rolling in now...

According to the article; Paul McCartney's personal wealth is estimated at $1.6 billion. British press reports have speculated that McCartney has offered his wife around $50 million, while she is seeking at least double that amount.

If he did it right, he could pay someone of dubious character and loose morals 50 dollars and save himself writing this check in divorce court...

I know Paul imagines everyday that she is "missing." STFU Heather.

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