CAIRO, Egypt - An Islamist militant website has announced the death of the Al-Qaida commander in Afghanistan, Abu Laith al-Libi who appeared in several online video messages, according to a U.S. monitoring group.
"Dies" implies he might have fallen off of a cliff while chasing a goat to sodomize. He actually took a rocket sled to hell from a missile fired from a US unmanned drone.
"To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!"
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