Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Hollyweird Toolbag George Clooney Advising Obama on Middle East Policy......

And in other news, the Jester will soon be advising the Federal Reserve on Monetary policy...

George Clooney once famously declared he could never run for public office because he’d ‘slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties’.

But now the Hollywood heart-throb has entered the political arena at the highest level – by becoming an unofficial adviser to US Presidential front-runner Barack Obama.

Oscar-winner Clooney, 47, is said to be helping the Democratic candidate to polish his image at home and abroad.

But he is also sharing with Obama his strong opinions on Iraq and the Middle East.
Sources say the actor has tried to hide the pair’s friendship for fear his Left-wing views and playboy image would hurt the Presidential hopeful’s bid for the White House.

But Democratic Party insiders have revealed that Clooney and Obama regularly send texts and emails to each other and speak by phone at least twice a week.

‘George has been giving him advice on things such as presentation, public speaking and body language and he also emails him constantly about policy, especially the Middle East.

WOW!! I bet they get together and beat off to Tiger Beat Magazine too!

WTF does George Clooney know about Middle East Policy? This is why this guy is going to go down in history as the worst presidential loser ever...

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