The Jester's Axe: Happy 2009 Everyone

Or, as the Jester is calling it: the year of "the One."

And what an auspicious start it is...

Stocks suffer worst year since Great Depression; Financial sector down 57%...

Soothsayers: Peace and calm for 2009, but not economic recovery...

Schwarzenegger offers new budget fix plan...

Wonder when I can get my new home loan at a low APR of 18 percent?

CHOP

Mission Statement

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis. The Jester's Axe is a cornerstone of the vast right wing conspiracy dedicated to restoring common sense, privacy, the rule of logic, laws that make sense, heterosexual hegemony, and to plotting and implementing the plan for the destruction of modern liberalism without regard to race, creed, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, marital status, age, height, weight, or economic station; all while keeping in mind that when Injustice Becomes Law, then Rebellion Becomes Duty...

Dumb Shit That Liberals Say

"I hope the president continues to exercise extraordinary constitutional means, based on the history of Congresses that have been in rebellion in the past...I believe...in the direct hiring of 15 million unemployed Americans at $40,000 a head, some more than $40,000, some less than $40,000 - that’s a $600 billion stimulus. It could be a five-year program. For another $104 billion, we bailout all of the states...for another $100 billion, we bailout all of the cities."

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D - Illinois)

What an apocalyptic dingleberry....

The Jester's Required Reading List

Beyond Terror
Common Sense
Death Ground
Decision Points
Do As I Say, Not As I Do
Gates of Fire
Godless
Guilty
High Crimes and Misdemeanors
House to House
If Democrats had any Brains, They would be Republicans
Imperial Grunts
Jawbreaker
Liberal Fascism
Liberalism is a Mental Disorder
Liberty and Tyranny
Lone Survivor
Masters of Chaos
My Men are My Heroes
On Call in Hell
On War
Psychological Nudity
Slander
The 5000 Year Leap
The Art of War
The Enemy Within
The Great American Stay-At-Home Wives Conspiracy
The Political Zoo
The Real George Washington
The Real Thomas Jefferson
The Road to Serfdom
The Savage Nation
Treason
We Were One

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy 2009 Everyone

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