Sooooo.... President Fuckstick now knows how to save the auto industry? Hmmm..... I guess he can check this off his list now....
.....It is my hope that the steps I am announcing today will go a long way towards answering many of the questions people may have about the future of GM and Chrysler. But just in case there are still nagging doubts, let me say it as plainly as I can -- if you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always. Your warrantee will be safe.
In fact, it will be safer than it's ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warrantee.
I don't need the government's help in getting my car serviced. I don't need the government's help when my GMC Yukon has a "Check Engine" light.
I need the government to do about 100 percent less shit related to running my life.